January 29, 2011

Introducing THE MONSTER

THIS PIE BE OLD SCHOOL FREAK NAAAASTY!!!!!




Adina Howard 'Freak Like Me' nasty!!!
Hit play while reading...
You won't be sorry.


But occasionally, no matter how wrong, you gots to tell it like it is.


And these ideas are sinfully lustful.
Ideas that start with 'I better use these bananas soon'...


And due to a long lost suggestion in form of Twitter reminder...
(SUPER THANK YOU, @PATBUCKLEY!!) :)




She becomes a CHOCOLATE BANANA PEANUT BUTTER CUP PIE.



But soooo, soooo much more...


She starts with a pretzel crust with a layer of bittersweet chocolate ganache.



Chocolate mouse crumbled with oreo.


Banana cream layer with bananas...
...followed by a a peanut butter mousse...D*MN!!!


...with Reese's peanut butter cups...


...Topped with a marshmallow whippped cream- WHAT, WHAT!...


...peanuts, graham cracker pieces and pretzels...


THE MONSTER.
She's a naughty, naughty girl.


Chef Ragusa says, "Phenomonal." Then he mumbled something about rubbing the pie on his face and sleeping in it.


I said, "You don't have to say that.  You don't have to be nice."
Chef Ragusa: "I would order this in a restaurant. I would buy this." 
Chef Mandi:  "Well good, Chef. Because when MandiCakes opens, it'll cost ya!"  ;)


And there you have it.  I can't say any recipe I've come up with has ever completed me so... It's just sooo wrong... Soooo naughty....


It's CHRISTINA AGUILERA dirrty, for cryin' out loud...




Sweet, sweet dreams, you readers...


Love,
MonsterCrocker



7 comments:

Sassypants Wifey said...

Lord woman, is amelia earhart in there too?! I kid, mostly... Looks crazy good though!

MandiCrocker said...

Hahaha... You know, I have been missing my keys. Hmmm.... :)

Mary said...

Oh...my...good...Lord! Maybe it's a good thing (at least for my waist line) that I live 5 hours away and can only partake in MandiCakes a few times a year when I'm home visiting family??? BUT oh how YUMS!

Angie said...

That is pure culinary genius. OMG. You definitely need a shop soon so others can enjoy that!

MandiCrocker said...

Thank you, Miss Angie!!! :)

Anonymous said...

I bet when this cake comes to the party it rocks its overalls with one strap just like Adina.
:p

MLC

Darci Monet said...

Coveting.