Because it was my beloved Ipod's birthday!!!! Kelli, one of my all-time best, greatest friends in the whole wide world of the United States of America and roomie turned... *cough*... sweet sixteen. And yet here I am in Chicago. And there she is in L.A. Tax returns SUCKED this year!!!
So, anyway... I HAD TO, HAD TO, HAD TO make my beloved Ipod something for her birthday!
Story goes: Once upon a time when I was still in L.A., I asked Kell what cake she wanted for her birthday. A huge Quentin Tarantino & Tom Sevini fan, she asked me for a cake that would 'bleed.' We decided on the Happy Face with the bullet hole. Disturbing? Egh. You have to know the Ipod.
Here's the cake I did years ago. The gun is fake.
As for the bleeding factor...
Muerto! Quentin, you would be so proud!!!
So here's what I came up with this year:
COOKIES... that bleed.
(As long as whatever I send her bleeds, we're good).
They started out cute enough...
And then they somehow got more graphic.
See? That's a bad day right there.
Poor little Smiley Face Cookie.
Kell says, "He had it comin.'"
(He was a 'bad guy.')
I call this one: What-I-Feel-Like-When-I-Look-At-My-Bank-Account.
Nope. THIS picture is called 'What-I-Feel-Like-When-I-Look-At-My-Bank-Account.'
And I call this one: Ipod-Wishes-There-Was-More-In-HER-Bank-Account
But do they bleed!??? Do they!? Do they!?
I think so. :)
Happy Birthday my favorite Kelli Bowlden!!! I love you sooo, soooo, soooo much!!! My life isn't the same without you!!!
Kick@$$ Birthday Wishes,